Crawling back is the hard part.
Babies (BertoltxReader) (AM)
The dining hall was bustling with talk and laughter as your eyes scanned the room. The table you were sitting at was quiet for the most part (other than Sasha smacking her lips loudly as she chewed or the idle chatter coming from a few people on the opposite end of the table). You let out an exasperated sigh and rested your cheek against the palm of your hand. This blew. Every night was the same; same old boring soup and potatoes, same old people in the dining hall, hell, you were all even wearing the same uniform!
Your eyes were half lidded as you continued to gaze in the distance at the table on the other side of the room. You noticed Christa. “Miss perfect” was sitting up straight, her blond hair pulled behind her ears, as she ate her soup carefully, her elbows tucked in. She was always so polite. Her words were always kind, and she always put other people before herself. You could never pull that off. You smirked just at the thought. Christa was always a motherly kind o
Relaxing - Steve Rogers X Reader
You opened the door to your flat, your heavy bags banging against the doorframe as you stumbled in. You kicked the door closed and dropped the bags on the floor. Then, stifling a yawn, you stepped out of your shoes and into your fluffy slippers. With your eyes closed you shuffled towards the couch, walking into the back of the couch and leaning forward so your head was in the pillows.
Steve, your boyfriend of 2 months walked out of the bathroom, "Hey ______, had a good day?"
"Bite me..." Your voice was muffled by the cushions. Steve was silent, then you realised what you said. Your head shot up from the couch and you ran towards him, "Oh my gosh I'm so sorry!!! I've...not had the best of days..."
Steve smiled sympathetically, "It's okay, honey. Just relax, I'll make you a drink."
You smiled back in relief and flopped onto the couch. Steve pulled out some mugs and clicked the kettle on. Closing your eyes, you relaxed, listening to the homely sounds. But not for long...
A sharp pain flic
2 demon's lust sebastian x reader x ceil~There Was A Boy, A Very Strange Enchanted Boy~
You were now sitting in your new room a bit confused. You wondered why you'd needed a new room, one especially close to Sebatian's. You looked around, seeing all of your belonging neatly placed everywhere. You went around and light each candle that was placed at every corner or the room.
"This is strange" you huffed.
"Oh well, no use in complaining about it....i AM close to Sebatian's room so if i need anything i can always ask him for something right?" you said with a slight smile.
You were happy, you wouldn't let anyone know it but you were.
"I'd best be going to sleep soon.."
In the morning you woke up to a loud banging on your door.
"Alright, Alright I'm coming!" you shouted hurrying to get dressed.
"No need ___ I will just come in" you heard a familiar voice on the other side say.
The door opened to show a very exhausted Ciel come in.
You felt embarassed, you weren't fully dressed, still in your night gown for him to see.
Dibs Tony x Reader x Bruce“Hey, did you hear we’re getting a sexy intern lady friend?” Was Tony’s greeting as he burst through the lab doors. He was met with a steel glare from his science bro , that went unnoticed, and a feminine giggle. His eyes scanned the room until he found the female body that belonged to the sound.
“I’m Tony and you are?” Tony questioned with his best ‘I’m sexy and you want me’ smirk placed on his lips. You hopped off the table you had previously taken up residence on as you stuck your hand out to shake his.
“(Y/n), the intern.” You grinned while your (e/c) eyes cut to Bruce’s face then back to Tony’s.
“File these.” Bruce gruffly demanded, simultaneously shoving some papers into your hand and breaking the other one from Tony’s grip.
“Course.” You smirked at the fluffy haired scientist before sauntering over to the filing cabinet.
“Dibs.” Tony declared shortl
Sober!Gamzee x NyquilDrunk!Reader
“Heuy Gamzee, look at dis,” and with that, you tried to do a handstand for the umpteenth time. Gamzee picked you up and sat you on the couch beside him.
“No sis, that’s not good to do.” His eyes had dark rings around them, and his hair was even more of a mess than usual. You had been doing this, drinking Nyquil to get drunk, continuously for 3 days straight. He hadn’t even had time to get a bite of slime through those days.
“Gamzeeeee, d-don’t wurry,” you put a hand on his shoulder. “I’m ffffffffine, just a bit relaxxxxed is all,” you told him. He sighed and picked you up bridal style.
“Come on, let’s get you to my coon.” He cooed softly. You let out a “woohoo” and fist-bumped the air. Gamzee groaned to himself as he sat you down beside his coon. The things he did for you was unreal sometimes.
Just as he reached for a slime pie, you tapped on his shoulder. Taking a deep breath, he turn
Golden Heart (ThranduilXDragon Shifter!Reader)
--SPOILERS FOR THE HOBBIT BATTLE OF 5 ARMIES--
People who saw you and how you acted would not have guessed you were an elf. You were bubbly, chirpy and easily excited. It wasn't until they saw your ears they realized you were a hyper active elf. But what people didn't know was you weren't just an elf. You were also a dragon shifter, meaning you were half elf half dragon shifter. The elves of Mirkwood eventually got used to your chirpyness and positive attitude but the only person who couldn't wrap his head around how you were constantly happy was King Thranduil. He kept a close eye on you ever since he found out about your dragon shifter side and discovered you were close with his son Legolas and Tauriel. At first he thought about using your dragon side to his advantage encase a war ever broke out but in the end he was unable to go through with that plan. When the battle at Erebor came Thranduil ordered you to stay at Mirkwood while he took his arm and left to get the jewels that were
You and Loki sat bored in another Avenger’s meeting with Fury who kept glaring at everyone with his eye. After another hour you sat there with your right eye twitching from hearing Fury’s voice go over the simply briefing meeting.
“(Y/N)!” Fury barked.
“What?!” You snapped.
“Are you even listening to me?!” Fury growled.
“No you’re boring!” You pouted.
“THEN GET THE HELL OUT!” Fury pointed to the door.
“YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I SAT IN HERE FOR OVER AN HOUR WHEN I WASN’T NEEDED?!” You yelled.
“YES! LOKI YOU GO WITH HER!” Fury hissed. You and Loki glared at Fury who glared back harder before you both stalked out of the room with a snigger from Tony who soon got a smack off Steve.
“I’m going to kill that pirate” You grumbled as you and Loki stood in the training room pelting trainees with paintballs out of boredom.
“Oh no dear I want to kill him” Loki repli
50 ways to annoy: Aomine [crackfic]
50 Ways to annoy: Daiki Aomine.
1. Tell him Taiga is better than him.
2. Tell him that basketball is not a ‘real’ sport.
3. Tell him you prefer football.
4. Steal his bentos while he’s not looking.
5. Invite a bunch of people to the rooftop while he is there.
6. Steal his Horikita Mai-chan’s magazines.
7. Hide them in Momoi’s locker.
8. Video-tape reactions and upload the video on Youtube.
9. Tell him that pink is prettier than blue.
10. Put hot chili peppers in his Teriyaki burger.
11. Get a gigantic bee plushie and give him that as his birthday present.
12. Put a dead frog in Momoi’s desk and blame it on him.
13. Proceed to follow point number eight again.
14. Make him play chess with you, once he is about to win, rage-quit and scream; “THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BEAT ME IS ME!”
15. Dress up as Kuroko for Halloween and scare him at every given chance. Additional points if you steal his candy.
16. Give him Goya chocolates in Valentine
(Just so you know you the reader are Dan Howell's sister. Whether your his older, twin or younger sister I'll leave that up to you)
You twirled around in the black leather chair aimlessly while Jack set up the game you would both be playing, 'Stranded Deep'. Once he got everything set up he turned on his camera and put his hand on your face pushing you out of the frame earning a pout from you.
"Top of the morning to you laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to another episode of Stranded Deep!" Jack said doing his usual intro with his signature high five. You cleared your throat and gestured to his hand which was still over your face.
"Oh and my lass is here" Jack added pulling you into the camera, keeping his arm around the back of your chair.
"Haai" You waved before Jack noticed you were wearing one of his hats that was slightly to big for you.
"Is that my hat?" He asked amused.
"It's a hat. That I may have found in your closet" You replied innocently.
"See lads! Not living h